We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Barsexuality is the new black.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
