just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
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