i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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