Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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