We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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