i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
