I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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