I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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