I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
do herpes really smell.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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