I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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