I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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