Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Shame - the story of my life.
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