Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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