ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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