You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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