cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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