I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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