yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Randomize
