Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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