the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm too high and old for this...
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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