I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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