You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Sorry my hands just texted you
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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