fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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