I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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