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(571): View more from Virginia

he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time

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(325): View more from Texas

Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life

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(914): View more from New York

So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.

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