Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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