Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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