Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Randomize
