Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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