There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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