I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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