I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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