ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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