when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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