Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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