just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
I woke up under a house in Key West
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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