Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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