I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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