So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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