"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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