for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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