He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We had sex on a dog bed..
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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