Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Mom said you looked used
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Randomize
