i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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