Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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