she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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