I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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