No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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