I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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