We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
