Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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