He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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