There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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