His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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