I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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