Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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