He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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