You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
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